The trail went cold. I followed the lead you gave me, a URL whispered in the dark alleys of the internet. Led me right here, to a dead end. A digital ghost town.

Checked all the usual suspects: bad links, server logs, even shook down a couple of DNS caches. Nothing. It's like the page packed its bags and skipped town without leaving a forwarding address.

My advice? Go back to where you started. Sometimes the best clue is the one you left behind.